Some guitars spend decades building a legendary reputation.

This one skipped that whole process and just showed up dressed like it already won.

Finished in Patriot Sparkle, this ES-335 has approximately the same level of subtlety as a bald eagle riding a Harley through a fireworks factory while carrying an American flag. If your life goal has been to own the guitar that literally makes people stop talking mid-sentence... congratulations, your support group can finally disband.

The funny part? Beneath all that glorious "LOOK AT ME!" is one of the finest recreations of a vintage 1964 ES-335 Gibson has ever built. So while everyone else is staring at the finish, you'll be too busy wondering why every note sounds like it should be on a platinum record.

Specs:

• Model: 2024 Gibson Custom Shop ES-335 '64 Dealer Select
• Finish: Patriot Sparkle, gloss nitrocellulose
• Body: Laminated plain maple top, back & rims with maple centerblock
• Construction: Semi-hollow
• Neck: Mahogany
• Neck Profile: 1964 Medium C, .953" 1st fret, 1.024” 12th fret
• Scale Length: 24.75"
• Fingerboard: Indian rosewood
• Fingerboard Radius: 12"
• Frets: 22 Historic Reissue
• Nut: nylon, 1.687"
• Inlays: Celluloid small blocks
• Pickups: Gibson Custombucker (unpotted) neck & bridge
• Controls: 2 volume, 2 tone, 3-way Switchcraft selector
• Knobs: 60’s Black top-hats with silver inserts
• Electronics: ES-60 hand-wired harness with CTS vintage taper pots & Black Cat capacitors
• Bridge: ABR-1 with nylon saddles
• Tailpiece: lightweight aluminum stop bar
• Tuners: Grover Kidney
• Hardware: True Historic nickel
• Weight: 8.0 LBS
• Serial Number: 140xxx

Condition:

She was born on June 18th, 2024 and remains in mint, unplayed condition and has never been owned by an end user.

Which means...

• Nobody "upgraded" anything.
• Nobody "improved" the wiring after watching six minutes of YouTube.
• Nobody installed locking tuners with a cordless drill.
• Nobody leaned it against an amp and discovered that gravity is, in fact, still operational.
• Nobody put a belt buckle through the back because "that's just honest wear."

It has lived a wonderfully sheltered life... unlike most of us.

Includes

• Original Gibson Custom Shop hardshell case
• Certificate of Authenticity booklet
• Historic Reissue hang tags
• Original case candy

Let's be honest...

If you're shopping for a Patriot Sparkle ES-335, you're probably not the kind of person who says things like, "I'd rather blend in."

This guitar was built for the player who enjoys hearing comments like...

"Is that real?"

"I've never seen one of those!"

"Can I hold it?" (No.)

"Does it come in black?" (Also no.)

And here's the best part...

It has all the vintage-correct goodness you'd expect—hide-glue long tenon construction, unpotted Custombuckers, hand-wired electronics, True Historic hardware, and that magical ES-335 resonance that has made this model famous for over sixty years.

So yes... it looks like it could headline its own Fourth of July parade.

Then it quietly reminds everyone that it can outplay nearly everything hanging on the wall next to it.

Some guitars whisper.

Some guitars shout.

This one kicks the front door open, announces that freedom isn't free, then proceeds to play the sweetest blues lick you've ever heard.

Honestly... if confidence were available in a nitro finish, this would be it. 🇺🇸🎸😎

Whoever brings this baby home will be completely STOKED!!

LET’S GOOOO!! 🎸🔥

WHILE YOU ARE HERE, GO AHEAD AND LOOK AT MY OTHER LISTINGS!!

Me- I have a 100% positive feedback rating, and intend to keep it that way! So please don't worry! You're in good hands here!!

Shipping- We take pride in packing our guitars well, and shipping them quickly. Here are the shipping rates, covering the planet earth:

USA - $119 with UPS

Canada, Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico - $169

Australia, New Zealand, Switzerland, China, Brazil - $450 UPS

All Other Worldwide Shipping - $299

Factory Warranty- 

We are an authorized dealer for: Knaggs, Ken Smith, F Bass, Trussart, Warwick, Breedlove and Warrior, so for these instruments, if listed as NEW, there is a full factory warranty. For all other brands, or if listed as USED, there is no warranty available.

Return Policy- 

We do accept returns up to 14 days from the point of the initial sale, which means that the guitar must be back in our possession within this 14 day period. However, please be aware of the following conditions: If for any reason you wish to return the guitar, just call or email me directly, within 24 hours of your receiving the item, and let me know that you want to return it. Once we receive the guitar back, in the same condition, you will receive a refund, less a $50 restock fee. Also be aware that the initial shipping fee is not refundable under any circumstances.

International Buyers- We, at G-Brat's Guitars, are HONORED to do business with anybody on the planet earth... So international buyers are VERY welcome here! 

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LOOKING!!!