Kramer Stage Master I-Girl Don't Go Away Mad 1993

Captains log, August 14th, 2012. There you are stepping out of the shower as Mötley Crüe's "Kickstart My Heart" decimates all alien life forms on the floor below as the pregame ritual rageous. How's that? "I don't always play air guitar nude, but when I do, I use my penis as a whammy bar." Easy chief, save it for the show already. Tonight the Saints of Los Angeles and The Hottest Band in the World combined savagery is on full display on "The Monster World Tour." Vince Neil, so honored to have you here, say who?

Gang fights
Fatal strikes
We lie on the wild side.
No escape
Murder, rape
Doing time on the wild side.

Vince, hum, like, I'm in my forties now, why so violent bruh? Fatal strikes and gang fights? Huh, I'm all about those voluptuous women hanging out in the audience. I'm talking big breasteses, and tight vesteses, my friend! Vesteses and bresteses, rocking the nation with indignation, tailgate festivities and rock-n-roll proclivities will always be a part of that Lord of the Flies experience we lovingly call Metal. What brings this to mind? Naturally, this Kramer and Mick Mars.

No one other than Edward Van Halen promoted the all mighty Kramer as ferociously as Mick Mars. I know what you're about to say and save it. This guitar and Mick's admittedly are miles apart, but not in the tone department my friend. This Seymour Duncan Trebucker sounds like a surprised victim screams running from a pit bull unhinged. The neck? Savage. German made Floyd? Like an aerialist in Cirque du Soleil and the condition? "OMG." Case? Original. "Setup?" Of course people, do you think I'm barbaric? This will be the absolute cleanest one you'll ever see. On a side note. I was told that this is one of two in this color.

In closing, if you are looking for a viable metal guitar to soothe the savage beast within, look no further. How's that? You hooked up at the concert? Congratulations. You what? Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2? No worries, once again Vince has got you covered. Take it away boys.

That's alright, let's turn the page.
And remember what I say girl.
And it goes this way.

Girl, don't go away mad.
Girl, just go away.