Hamer Special -Holy No Deposit, No Return Batman-1980 Trans Red

Isn't Batman's super power being like a Billionaire? Well and being able to spot a good position in the market. (Yeah, like running Wayne enterprises has gotta be lucrative) but, the whole penny wise is a penny saved ideology defiantly comes to mind here. With the price of everything going through the roof, how can a super hero / guitarist be able to afford a Les Paul and that fancy utility belt as well? It's called "Effective Positioning Strategy." "Huh, what's that Lee?" Glad you asked.

A positioning strategy is when a company chooses one or two important key areas to concentrate on and excels in those areas. A firm's positioning strategy focuses on how it will compete in the market.

That firm you ask? That would be you and your strategy in focusing on the future will be an effective ruse for the merge acquisition game. Basically, the more liquidity spent on Les Paul equals less money spent on a grappling hook gun and how can you traverse walls without one? That leads me to this Hamer.

Yeah, I know, "Lee, this guitar looks beat and uhm, why does this have sheet metal screws holding up that DiMarzio DP-100 and those knobs are not stock, you know?" Holy no deposit no return Batman, calm it down. Yes, I see it, but this adds to the lure. If this was a (fill in the blank of washed up rock star signature model) you wouldn't blink an eye. You'd be all like, "I got a Rick Nielson signature model authentic." What I'm saying is; this is for the budget minded guitarist/super hero that wants the Les Paul tone without the Les Paul price.

Hey, not for nothing, this guitar does have a real Maple Top and Honduras Mahogany and that is what burst dreams are made of now isn't it? Exactly and I may add, that with the uhm, 4 thousand dollar savings, you could buy an updated version of Bat Cuffs. Not only is that an effective way of subduing villains, but naturally that would come in handy on a Saturday night with Bat Girl. You know she's naughty.

In closing, if you're in the market for a quality guitar that will allow you the extra Cassius Clay to purchase the extras needed for your utility belt, then this would be a proper fit. How's that Robin?

"Holy uncanny photographic mental processes" statement. " Not doubt Robin and how's that Riddler?

"Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship."

No, the difference is that I earn more and can count on more and you?