Wrought Iron Effects Flat-Out-Fuzz 2014 Chrome

What happens when you disembowel an antique clothes Iron and replace its innards with transistors and capacitors and the like? The Flat-Out Fuzz, that's what.
This pedal's circuit is a take on the "Bazz Fuss" circuit with a few modifications: cascaded bipolar high gain transistors for better high end response and longer note decay, led clipping diode and fuzz control. This fuzz can be anywhere from cool and mild fuzz to scorched,overdriven, synth-like distortion. Put a boost pedal in front of this one for an even wider range of tones.
DOes anyone else have a pedal like this? NO. This is number one of a very limited run (like 2 or 3) of these Iron pedals, so get it before they're gone.
Features:
-True Bypass switching
-Volume control (100k Audio taper pot) and Fuzz control (1k linear taper pot for fine tuning)
-Blue LED indicator
-Powered by 9V battery (included) or Boss style tip-negative power adapter (not included)
-Polarity protected and power filtering
-Rugged chrome steel case with Aluminum plate bottom
-Easy 2 screw battery replacement
-Hand Painted Volume and Fuzz control knobs and In and Out jacks with clear lacquer protective finish
-Unconditional Wrought Iron satisfaction guarantee: You don't like it, you get your money back.