Behold Fuzz
Bach! (Now With Baby Doll Arms!) A 100% Recycled material fuzz box for electric guitar from SoaringTortoise
Electronics. You can view a video demo of Fuzz Bach below.
Bach…err, I
mean… Back in the day Johann Sebastian Bach had no need for a fuzz box. His
organ had: More stops than a greyhound bus; More keyboards than Keith Emerson
and Rick Wakeman in concert; Rows of pipes, each with more interior cubic feet
of volume than an SVT cabinet; And real live, flesh and blood, peasants pumping
the gigantic air bellows. When Bach wanted reverb he didn’t use a puny spring,
or plate, or, Gott Bewahre!, an algorithm. No, he built a Trumpianly Huuuge
building around his organ. Bach’s organ was far more impressive, expressive,
and loud than any Les Paul through a stack of Marshall Majors. Bach didn’t need
a fuzz box.
But you do!
Why else are you looking at this listing? This Fuzz Bach Rocks. It features a
two Germanium transistor Dallas Arbiter Fuzz Face-style circuit with controls
for Volume and Fuzz Intensity. Fuzz Bach has a true-bypass switch, evil Bach
eyes, and is powered by a single 9-volt battery. The battery is switched on
when a plug is inserted into the input jack. Fuzz Bach also features the added versatility
of a being able to be used floor style like a normal guitar effect or, it can
be hung on the wall or the side of your amplifier.
Fuzz Bach
does display some light scuffs and scratches from his former life as a decorative
wall hanging and his bypass switch button is cracked (Damaged incurred from its
former life as a tape recorder button). Fuzz Bach is otherwise undamaged, fully
functional, and ready to Rock!
Fuzz Bach includes and extra set of regular knobs for full throw knob tweaking.
Call up your
local classical music aficionado today and see if he knows where to acquire a
Fuzz Bach, or get on right here on Reverb.