ProCo Rat Pedal Rat 1998-2008 - Black

It's a Rat pedal from the late 90s. You know what it is and all the blah blah blahs...

But it has issues, hence the price. READ THIS OUT LOUD: it has issues.

You might have seen its picture on Tinder and thought "oh cool, sort of hot with tattoos," but you overlooked the fact that this potential mate was not smiling in any photo. But still you crept around and found their out-of-date Facebook profile and went through the pictures, and one drunken night after an office party you said, "what the hell, let's connect"... by the way, hitting on the intern was a bad idea. I'm glad they turned you down.

So you met at an ironic Chinese buffet, and you found out the truth:

• The pots are iffy — even after a good soaking with contact cleaner, they work, but there's some gritty-sounding jumps.
• The on/off switch works, but is also iffy, typical for a Rat — easy to replace.
  
  Its a bit of a project, but its great time when its in a good mood.