Estella Model III Electric Accordion

Impress your friends!

Impress your neighbours!

Impress your friend's neighbours!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and musically confused houseplants!

Have you ever wished your emotional breakdowns had a soundtrack? Are you tired of lugging around a grand piano just to impress strangers at the bus stop? Well, throw away your dignity and pick up the Estella III Accordion, the musical lovechild of a harmonica and a Transformer!

This isn’t just an instrument, it’s a lifestyle. It’s a fashion statement. It’s a shoulder workout endorsed by at least three chiropractors!

The Estella III Accordion has more bellows than your uncle at Thanksgiving and buttons so shiny, raccoons have tried to marry it. Each note screams, “I know what I’m doing!” even if your fingers are basically guessing.

Tired of boring dates? Show up with an Estella III and serenade your way into restraining orders! Want your enemies to flee? Just play a few notes in minor key, BOOM, emotional devastation!

But wait, there’s more!

For a limited time, this Estella Accordion does not come with a free instructional DVD hosted by a confused mime who has never seen an accordion before! That’s value!

So come on down and squeeze your way into musical greatness! The Estella Accordion: because life’s too short not to make dramatic polka entrances.

Ready to make the world your audience?