Well-Hung No Prisoners "Goliath" 3-1/2" wide MEGA padded Beastly leather guitar strap

Like most of you reading this, I understand the monstrous leap of faith it takes to latch any guitar strap on any precious, particularly one with some real heft to it. "Goliath" is built specifically for that underused beastly guitar you keep closeted 'cause it weighs heavy on both mind and body. What good is such a guitar? None Good, I say! It must be played! You may think, "But Brad, there's just no strap available to properly wield this ponderous monster!" "Pish Posh!" I say! Rest easy your troubled mind and read on!

"Goliath" is not going to be taken down by a plucky shepherd. This Goliath SMASH shepherd into fine powdery bits. Possibly in the top five straps I have built for pure strength and comfort. It is fully 3.5" wide in the shoulder and built on a rolled edges base of cowhide suede. On top of that, I have securely riveted something for a little show. A bonded leather belt, that is woven, in black. I don't think it adds much for strength, but for show, sure... lots of texture. And a bunch or nice big nickel rivets hold it secure.

I have a theory, bear with me here... seems like a lot of guitarists favouring skinny straps, are rather tiny little guys themselves. You know, waify heroin dudes and such. I suppose this is partly why many of those fellas got tiny little birdlike arms. Wearing a feminine skinny strap actually makes their tatted-up needle-track-stick-man-arms appear almost normal. In contrast, dudes in the Well-Hung clan are more often endowed with massive rock-hard biceps of significant power and girth. Skinny straps just don't look right on us, makes our muscular I-beam arms look unnaturally imposing. I see you nodding in agreement, so consider a strap such as "Goliath" for yourself, to tame that beastly guitar! It'll make your massive guns appear more normal-sized, not scare folks away. And, as you weigh that anchor, you'll be able to sail on into the musical sunset with ease. If you happen to be one of them waifey dudes, don't buy this. You may end up disappearing behind it, never to be seen again.

"Goliath" goes quite a bit longer than a typical strap adjusting from 46"- 60" Most ladderback straps END at about 51" as max adjustment. If you are a big fella or a low hanger, you'll find it super comfy, and will hang your gat just right. This is caused by two main design features built into most Well-Hung straps. Firstly: The padded 3.5" footprint spreads your guitar weight out over a larger surface area reducing hammering on pressure points. Secondly, inside the main body I built in specially carved upholstery padding that'll force sexy guitarist "O" face out of you afore you even bend a note. This is for realz - and why they call me the Wizard of Ahhhs! Plus, all that pillowy padding will help erase all those bad remembrances of your past experiences of uncomfortable straps and torturous gigs. Duck under, forget your dark, painful history, and enjoy a new future in comfort and style rippin' wicked riffs as a Well-Hung guitarist! Lining is neither grippy nor slippy, but a nice strong velvety upholstery cloth in camel. .

The Well-Hung No Prisoners series is a badass line for ten-ish years now, each one turns out a little different and unique, it never gets old! This one-time-only combination/creation of a found item decorative belt, nice leather, tough upholstery lining, generous foam padding makes for a super comfy unique combo you will grow to treasure. Not just for the aggressive looks but the extreme practicality, durability and robust trustiness as well. Plus, as a Well-Hung strap, you will also experience that pleasure-inducing comfort of pillowy generously layered foam padding in the shoulder that'll help you loft even your most-beastiest guitar with an evil smile. But this is important... I choose the padding carefully so my straps don't look poofy and sit up high. They compress just perfectly and don't look like orthopedic medical devices from some old man store. This also is important!

Each Well-Hung "No Prisoners" strap is uniquely intimidating and dangerously elegant. Built to perform for hours at a time, serving you comfy and secure stage or rehearsal guitar slinging in unique showy style. This strap has one thing on its mind, and one thing only and is being badass squared. Working pro, Guitar God LARPer, anywhere in-between, you deserve this strap. It will blow you away right out of the box, and add a very special something to your stage presence. Plus, remember it is ONE OF A KIND... could be your signature strap, one you share with no other guitar player, except maybe in a parallel universe or something.

Find yourself entering "Rock Star Mode" soon as you duck under. As you're sowing musical seeds of rape pillage and merciless burnination, looking and feeling good, you'll enjoy every minute as this floats your guitar. No longer will you be wincing in pain, instead find yourself giving a signatory winks and grins at your next conquests adoring you from the audience. High quality thick genuine leather will give it many years of useful life, and allow you the security to concentrate on the music.

Well-Hung "No Prisoners" straps happen when I combine cool and interesting vintage or found items, (I’m a thrift shop maniac) with real leather to brew up one-of-a-kind guitar straps that:

1. are highly functional one of a kind guitar straps

2. are head-turners, get-noticed pieces.

There is normally some man-made materials in these, but not always. There is always good leather where it really counts. These can be a quite a challenge to design and build, but I love that part. Each one has its own bad-ass personality, is a fully functional, super-comfy, and is ready.

Looking for something special that nobody else can get? Using found items is so much fun to make killer guitar straps, the results are almost always quite fantastic, everyone that snatches one up loves them. I don't make these all the time, just as the belts come up in my radar... but, you can be guaranteed no two of these are alike, so you get to wear the ONLY strap of it's kind in the world. Having your very own strap absolutely unique in the world is definitely worth something. Don't copy others, let them to try to copy YOU and keep them wondering how to get there. Well-Hung straps are are built to perform.

Enjoy being asked where you found this. I sure hope you'll help me out and spread the word! I'm definitely not a factory or a robot, I handcraft each and every strap. You can also help steer your fellow musicians towards a better guitar experience. Check my reviews, you’re gonna get your monies' worth. Well-Hung Warriors tell the tale: skim through ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ over 1,010 5-Star Reverb feedbacks ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Discover legit opinions and and experiences to see if you deserve a place in the Well-Hung tribe. I always consider sometimes even accept offers, but you deny yourself my famous Well-Hung swag if I happen to accept.

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