Ants In My Eyes Johnson Electronics
- Minneapolis, MN, United States
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I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Guitar things! I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se— all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
Shipping Policy
I will ship with tracking to the listed regions. To negotiate shipping rates to other locations, please send me a message.
Return Policy
New Items
Not Returnable
Used & Vintage Items
Not Returnable
General Terms
Items must be returned in original, as-shipped condition with all original packaging and no signs of use. Buyer assumes responsibility for all return shipping costs unless the item was not received as described.
Tax Policies
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| Alaska, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Arizona, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Arkansas, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| California, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Colorado, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Connecticut, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| District of Columbia, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Florida, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Georgia, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Hawaii, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Idaho, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Illinois, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Indiana, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Iowa, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Kansas, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Kentucky, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Louisiana, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Maine, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Maryland, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Massachusetts, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Michigan, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Minnesota, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Mississippi, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Missouri, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Nebraska, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Nevada, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| New Jersey, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| New Mexico, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| New York, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| North Carolina, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
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| Ohio, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Oklahoma, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Pennsylvania, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Puerto Rico, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
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| Tennessee, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
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| Utah, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Vermont, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Virginia, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
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| West Virginia, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Wisconsin, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
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