Open for offers - FOR SURE
"Mmm... donuts." (c)
You nasty wet dream came true! (do NOT stick your fingers please)
Before you dive into the jokes below — yes, we’re absolutely serious. And YES, this is a real, fully functional instrument ready to Rock and Roll!
The Donut Guitar is a custom-built masterpiece, crafted over 5 years from scratch by a renowned Moscow luthier Artem Mayer at Copper Guitars workshop @copperguitars using only the finest tonewoods (don’t… even… start…). It was meticulously constructed and hand-painted by a professional artist.
Of course you will get absolutely FREE personal home delivery (Hey, what’s up Ryan!) — including a big box of locally made donuts and a pack of Duff beer, on the house.
As for the price — well, this is a piece of art, as you can clearly see. Check out the video (upload coming soon).
Regarding the price.... If someone paid $6.24 million for a freaking banana duct-taped to a wall… at least you can play riffs on this one!
Okay okay okay... So you’re telling me...
It’s a donut...
AND a guitar?!?
BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to play it…
…or eat it…
…or marry it.
(…Marge said no. I asked.)
Features:
Strings! (Not made of licorice, I checked.)
Tone knobs! (They don’t dispense jelly, I also checked.)
Sprinkles! (Real? Who cares.)
Perfect for:
Writing love songs to snacks,
Getting kicked out of Moe’s for “licking your solo”,
Or finally starting that band with Barney and Otto.
“If this guitar were a person… I’d high-five it, then eat a donut with it.”
— Homer, probably.
🍩 SPECS:
Brand Name: Copper Guitars
Case Type: Hardshell Case
Hardware Color: satin Nickel
Made in: Russia
Product Color: multicolor
Relic or Aging Level: no
Series: guitar madness
Weight: 4kg
🍩 Body:
Body Finish: poly finish
Body Material: 1-Piece Solid Mahogany
Body Shape: Les paul
🍩 Neck:
Fingerboard Inlay: donut on 12 fret
Fingerboard Material: Glazed maple
Neck Binding: dough
Neck Joint: Set Neck
Neck Material: Glazed Mahogany
Neck Shape: Medium C Donut profile
Number of Frets: 22 Frets
Nut Material: cop's bone (not really)
Nut Width: 1.69" (42.85mm)
Truss Rod: 2 way
🍩 Electronics:
Bridge Pickup: Custom silent Soapbar P90
Controls and Switching: 1 volume
Electronics Notes: Hand-Wired 500K CTS Audio-Taper Potentiometers
Neck Pickup: Who needs one anyways, D'oh!
🍩 Hardware:
Bridge: Reissue Wraparound
Fret Wire: 1” Jescar
Knobs: donut knob
Pickguard: no
Switch Cap: no
Tailpiece: Lightning Bar Wraparound
Truss Rod Cover: multi color
Tuning Machines: Sperzel satin locking tuners
P.S.: i had to indicate the condition as "Mint" due to Reverb policy, anyways the guitar has not been played other then for demo video.
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