Well-Hung "Purple Python" 3" wide, padded leather strap in purple black and gray snake

The long-running favorite Well-Hung "Snakes in My Brain" series straps **could** be crafted from the reclusive, highly dangerous Northern Canadian Muskeg Python. Fearsome beasts few sane folks'd dare hunt or trap. Best not kill 'em, just quickly chainsaw 'bout four feet off the back end, as they be sleeping. More grows back for next year's harvest. Trick is don't get wrapped 'n crushed by massive constricting Canadian Muskeg Python power, shredded by razor sharp talons, or pierced by deadly poisonous fangs.

For realz? The Well-Hung Purple Python is actually made of super-bitchin' python-scale-embossed COWHIDE printed with black, light gray 'n grape purple. It's cowhide split purposely printed with this provocative purple pattern, then I, passionately and persistently prepared a proper pair of straps out of it which proved to pan out as practical, plucky, and proud! Rolled edges help keep it comfy to your neck. Plus, I add heavy reinforced black leather on the nose, ladder and tail sections so it's trusty and secure. Totally intimidating, totally badass... is that totally... you? Wildly-wicked beastly straps born on my workbench in the presence of plenty old-school extra-crunchy riff rock, (if that makes a difference to you. It should). In this case, I'll bet you can you guess the band inside about 2 seconds of thinking! Dut-Dut Duuuuuhhhh! Dut-Dut Danaaahh!

If you normally swagger 'round town packin' heat, a shiv in yer boot or a codpiece in your gig bag, this Well-Hung Snakes in My Brain series strap may be the strap for you. Have a particular fetish for kickin' your foot up on the center stage monitor as you bask in the hot spotlight firing off blistering leads? Yeah, this strap is for you. Truth is, any Well-Hung Snakes in My Brain strap openly declares badassitude from about 100 yards off, the people just move aside with awe and respect as you pass through the crowd.  

"Purple Python " IS LONG. Adjusts best between approx. 46" min.to max 60" pin-to-pin. That's a good 10 inches extra over most off-the-rack-ladder back straps... It starts near where MOST store straps end. Wouldn't be Well-Hung if it wasn't! So, if you desire a lowdown hang and all the stance and swagger that makes great stage shapes possible? Here you go! This version is also tad less wide than my typical, as some like prefer a smaller profile. While my regular is 3", this one is 2-3/4" Still has more more than your typical surface area for improved weight distribution, an ideal choice for weighty guitars. Again, good leather ends - you'll most likely not require strap locks or beer washers to keep this on your instrument. Robust, secure, serious. Like no other strap you've used before -I hear it All. The. Time.

Sewn with strong upholstery thread, with long-wearing a black corduroy fabric in the lining. Not slippy, but slightly grippy. Will provide some fight against neck dive, dry out fast. The funnest thing about corduroy is it kind of looks a bit like a snake's belly the way I use it. Also, carefully built inside this strap is about 20" of carved / layered upholstery foam you'll find compresses perfectly and makes a W-H strap probably the most comfortable in the entire universe. See my Reverb customer feedbacks to fact check me on that. Plus they don't look all blumpy & dumb on you like those rest-home orthopedic wookie ammo belt "comfort" straps found in the "old man" guitar stores! As you can plainly see, these straps love the camera, very photogenic! Super hot, sexy, and dangerous too. As I know purple people are possibly the most perplexing, pretentious and picky persons in regards to perfection in regards to colour - I have also included a shot of the straps on my bench under fluorescent light, for you to pretentiously ponder.

WTH more do ya need? This here strap proclaims: "A Rock God has entered the building!" The big question is, do you have a rig hot enough for this strap? Maybe! Just secure your Purple Python now, send me back a photo of your precious pairing back and we can decide together. Hey, you can always buy another guitar. LOL!

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I am not a factory. Each strap I make may not be 'identical' but very similar. Please take time to recon my feedbacks to quickly confirm you'll get your monies' worth. As a small time artisan, I've somehow earned over ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 1,300 5-Star Reverb Feedbacks! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Only a few of them were for my extreme handsomeness! Well-Hung cult-members tell the tale better than I can, go check out what they say. I look forward to you joining the Well-Hung warrior tribe real soon. It's most likely going to be a whole different strap experience than you're expecting, but in all kinds of easy-to-get-used-to ways. You will be asked where you got it.

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My 'merican brothers, your shipping cost is now higher. I've struggled for months on how to re-open my store for your market. Only way is add the new US-imposed duty to your shipping, plus a small fee to facilitate my pre-payment of it via the Zonos app. Otherwise, I cannot ship. Here's how it works: I can't ship 'til all duties get pre-paid to your government. I've added the extra cost to USA shipping to cover your duty in advance. It’s the only way I can ship. Once I ship, Reverb pays me back. There's NO extra profit for me here, only a carefully-calculated expense (and quite a bit more back end work!). Your top dude chose tariffs & duty as a sort of import tax, so they’re on you. I've made NO price increases on my goods or shipping for any other market, so fair value remains. My sincere hope is no surprises. Zonos estimates duty costs, so there *may* be small discrepancies, but they assure shippers it’s rare. If your landed cost ends up over $10 US more than what you paid, and you paid FULL asking price (not an offer), please contact me with details and receipts. Please know this duty situation is as frustrating for me as it may be for you and I thank you for understanding. Above all, I just want to make sure your guitars are Well-Hung! Not here to quibble, prices for shipping + tariffs are rounded up or down to the nearest dollar. Questions regarding the new W-H store policy for USA shipping? Message me prior to purchase.