Fender G&G Western Tooled Leather Case: Happy trails, until we meet again. 2007

You were just sittin' around the campfire when the little lady said, "You ain't worth a lick and a promise." In other words, that case you bought that's fallin' apart is another one of your half-baked ideas. Now you've got a hair in your butter, you're tired of her caterwaulin', and you hatch a plan: do a search on the old interweb.

That's when you lay eyes on this genuine Fender G&G Tooled Western Deluxe Stratocaster/Telecaster hard case, dressed up in dark brown, elaborate tooled-leather-style vinyl, dark brown ends, and a black poodle-plush interior wrapped around a sturdy plywood shell. It'd look mighty fine paired with that Tele sporting cacti on the fretboard.

Now, this ain't the first time she's told you that you "ain't worth a lick and a promise," but buying this case won't leave you walkin' down the aisle regretting your decisions like last time.

And remember, buckaroos: always check your boots for snakes. In plain English, buy from somebody reputable.

Till next time, happy trails... until we meet again.