You know what they say, right? Whatever you have in your environment is reflective of your consciousness. That's right, I'm speaking to you. If you have a lava lamp and a black-light poster of Hendrix (like, don't we all?), then you are the person I want to speak to. I want to speak to you about "Fuzz."

From its accidental invention in a 1960 Nashville recording studio to the very first pedal ever manufactured, the 1962 Maestro Fuzztone, to 1965 London, where the Tone Bender was created that added fuel to the fire of the British Invasion, not to mention that Fuzz Face that faithfully sat at Hendrix's feet all through the late '60s, you can trace the influence of this iconic effect. People, I'm speaking to you about origins.

About this fuzz? Roger Mayer-designed circuitry, Volume and Drive controls, true bypass switching, heavy cast-metal rocket enclosure, and tone that sounds like a cranked British stack in a bunker underneath London. Thick mids, harmonic bloom for days, and enough gain to make your lava lamp nervous.

Signed by Roger himself because nobility still matters in the world of fuzz and overdrive.

Condition? Vert Good.
Operation? Functions as intended.
Construction? Built like Cold War military equipment.

People, we are discussing legends and the nobility of such a pedal. As I mentioned earlier in the broadcast on the environment and consciousness, your fortune cookie today? Don't let them walk through your mind with dirty feet, and certainly don't leave the house without a lava lamp and a nifty fuzz.