Feast your ears and hands upon this Martin.

Don't be fooled by the crack in the body, this puppy plays like a dream, think of it as added character.

Just like Martin Luther, you must protest electric instruments and have your own Acoustic Reformation, in doing so you shall feed your musical hunger with this 000-12E.

Get your ticket to the banquet, we're never going to run out of Koa wood, because this guitar is made from...it.

Electronics are aboard this unit of musical exquisiteness, head to Madison Square Garden with this beauty of an acoustic guitar, or to the local Pub for your weekly open-mic. Many dream of having this piece but few are brave enough to remove the Excalibur of doubt from their hearts and circumnavigate Planet Earth to squeeze the music out from their souls and into this guitar.

Be a beacon of hope for the world, and add this Axe to your Musical Weaponry to fight the silence epidemic.

Thank you, and may Rock be with you.