Matchless Dirt Box: Release the Krackin. 90s Chrome

This pedal will take you from ordinary to beast mode. Of course this Dirt Box is all hand-wired with high-quality components, housed in a very special solid (and heavy) chrome box, and like a late-night infomercial, you get, "But wait, there's more." This rare organic overdrive, as you know, runs off 2 12AX7 tubes that's one foot switch tap away from unleashing the Kraken.

Yeah, boy, you want that sustain the Nuge lost his hearing to in Stranglehold? Release the Kraken. How's that? The wife keeps invading your headspace? Release the Kraken, and with one tap, your amp roars to life as you look on with a pirate's grin.

Derek St. Holmes, is that you?

The road I cruise is a bitch now, baby.
You know you can't turn me 'round.

Derek, release the Kraken, and you'll have no need for that turning-around business anyway. People, if you have that need, then I have what you want. Does this pedal function? Of course it does, or it wouldn't be listed. Condition? Very good with a few surface scratches. (What, it's chrome, people.)

Like that monster that rises from the sea in "Clash of the Titans," so shall this be on your pedal board. What? What? Your boss won't give you that raise? You know what you're going to do in the boardroom tomorrow morning, right? I can't hear you. That's right, let loose the Kraken, and you'll all be better for it.