This discontinued Earthquaker Device is still in its original box with its instructions and its printed graphic is a little worn, but the controls still work as intended. The on/off switch clicks a little funny under your foot but is fully functional, though I wouldn't jump on it.

The Crimson Drive is a super cool halfway-mid-hump germanium-transistor overdrive/distortion that sparkles really nicely on low settings. Turned up a bit, it does the fuzz face backed-off thing when you clean up your guitar's volume knob, and then goes right to the cusp of a lower-power fuzz pedal or faux-plexi when you turn all the way up.