Roland GM-70 Midi Converter-And I Ran 1988-1991

Your boy called you up on the talkie and said, "Hey bro, we're putting the band back together. And let's do the new wave era." Scratching your head at this point, you go, and what bands are they?" The voice on the other end goes, "Yeah, like Duran Duran, how about a flock of seagulls?"

Wait, you say, uh, didn't they do "I Ran?" Yeah, the voice on the other end said. Well, friend, if you need to nail that tone, what better way to achieve the 80s than with this rack mount of 80s delights? All that chorus and delay—yeah, and with 128 patches, you'll have even more 80s deliciousness.

This can make erie computer-like tones that will inspire you to play Axl F on the guitar. Axl F? "Lee, what the (commerical edit) are you talking about now?" The theme song for Beverly Hills Cop, remember? All you need is a GK-1 pickup, and just like that, you're all like wearing parachute pants and saying sh*t like, radical, wicked, brill, right?

It's really simple; I'm going to make the price attractive so you can't resist. Hell, I've got to jailbreak my funky fresh threads off layaway at Chess King anyway, and I need the extra duckets. Being all-dope is expensive. How's that?

I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you.

Yeah, I won't be able to meet a girl like her without those funky, fresh threads I mentioned earlier. Help a brother up and snap this on up. If not, that's when she'll run. She'll run so far away.

And don't fall for the banana in the tailpipe.