Zion Custom Z-Series style superstrat. 'Irish eyes are smilin.' 2002

There you are on the couch with a bag of Funyuns, waiting for Homer Simpson, when—almost unconsciously—you find yourself inundated with everything green.

That’s when the anchorman with the Wilford Brimley mustache that precedes Homer comes on, talking ’bout the “Green Deal,” “Green Spaces,” “Green Energy,” “Greenpeace,” “Green Party,” and “Green Initiatives”… fresh off the heels of 'Jordan Love's’ latest defeat on the icy tundra of Green Bay.

You catch yourself and laugh.

Even the logo on your beloved bag of deliciousness is adorned in green.

What is it about this color that is so alluring? Irish eyes are indeed smilin’ when you think of everything green with envy. Is there some secret as to why our currency is green? Or why the progress of the nation waits on the green light? How about the freedom of a green card?

In spiritual terms, the color green implies beginnings, new growth, vibrant health, and other ideas connected with life, rebirth, and renewal.

Rebirth and renewal?

Yeah… I can’t guarantee you that. But I can offer you this spectacular Zion as a consolation prize.

This darling lass 2001 Zion, with its amazing flamed top, is in excellent original condition.

Now, I won’t sugarcoat it—there are two paint chips on this one. But trust me, nothing that’s going to detract from your Rock-N-Roll All Night experience.

As for these Duncan H-S-S pickups paired with the Whirlwind locking input jack?
They sound like 668.

668?

Yeah. That’s the next-door neighbor of the Beast.

As you can see, this one is equipped with the Wilkinson tremolo for all your acrobatic needs.

Tuners? Sperzel, for precision every time.

Case? Original.
Setup? What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?

Of course.

In closing, my friend… is the grass always greener?

I can’t call it.

But with this guitar, at least you’ll be more organic.

Your fortune cookie today?

"Green calm below, blue quietness above."

With this? You get Ginger and Mary Ann.