Yamaha B-5CR Electone 1971 - Wood and seriously good

This is a beautiful Yamaha organ, the kind you put in your living room and then pretty much just wait for the sex. At first you think "This is like a church organ or something." But then you realize there is a built in drum machine and you realize anything is possible. Suddenly you're on an island, maybe in the Caribbean or even Jamaica, which is technically in the Caribbean but seriously when you hear the different drum machine/rhythm tracks settings you will understand why I made the distinction cuz this thing is nuts. I hit one button and made up like nine different dances right there on the spot once. My neighbor Danny's wife was there and she almost left him over it because my moves were downright seductive and Danny wasn't even mad because he knew he was no match for me, a man who knows from romance. Other times it's like you're playing this organ and you feel all sad cuz it sounds like someone died but then a second later you're all like "Wait- am I at the sickest after party ever or what?" And that's just from hitting like one or two knobs. Straight up my friend Todd was playing this thing and he made out with like five chicks later that night. It was crazy. One of them even offered a handy right there in the den even though there was a dog watching the whole thing. I don't think he even used any of the foot pedals even but it's like thank God because who knows what would have happened. Someone would have had to bring a mop probably. Inappropriate? Maybe, but also a testament to quality craftsmanship if you ask me. For real though, this is a seriously good keyboard. You put it right there in your living room and everyone knows you support the arts, which is great. And if it doesn't work out on a musical level, you still have the bench and someone could sit on that at a party or maybe even while watching the big game with Randy, your friend who just got out of prison. Sure he's made some mistakes but his heart's in the right place and that's what matters. We, as a society, are always so quick to judge. Chill out- it's not like none of us has ever made mistakes. Plus, Randy has learned his lesson and doesn't go near fireworks anymore unless he's drunk. Also, if you don't buy this organ it's like what are you even doing? People come over and you ask if they'd like to touch your organ and it's funny every time. If you buy this organ, people will want to hang out with you and that's a damn fact. I'm only selling it because I messed up my hand trying to figure out my new toaster oven. Blood everywhere.

First Manufactured: 1971
Technology: Analog
Height Width Depth Weight
90.00 111.00 56.00 cm 58.00 kg
35.43 43.7 22.05 inches 127.87 pounds
Amplification: 15 watts

Features
13 Note Pedalboard 44 Note Keyboards