Gibson Sg Factory Fluke. Red, Horned, Serial # Ends In 666!!!

This is a guitar that never should have left the factory. The serial number ends in 666. So what did someone at Gibson do(?), paint it bright fucking red!!! This may never happen again in Gibson history!!! People lose jobs over things like this.... AND IT CAN BE YOURS!!!! It has been dubbed the "Devils Dick" by a few notable metal guitarists who have gotten to try it out. Has 57 Classic PAF in both the neck and bridge, Orange Drop caps, Grover keystone tuners, entire copper coated cavity, added Les Paul Custom truss and tenon covers... and soul possession by Satan thrown in at no charge. I purchased it new from Sam Ash here in Columbus, OH and have used it as my main guitar since. The price is set at collectors value... remember, there isnt a 13th floor.