Gibson Les Paul standard 1978 Tobacco burst

Fuck you. This is an old beat to fuck (Norlin/Kalamazoo) 1978 les paul standard in beat-to-fuck condition. Plays pretty great. Neck is straight as a dick. Frets and board are pretty well played, but still have plenty of material. Rock hard maple neck with a badass thick volute so the fucking headstock won’t ever break. Gibson fine tuner stop tailpiece is era-correct but not stock. Equipped with an early dimarzio super distortion. Neck humbucker is original. Tuning machines are branded Ibanez. They work fine. I think they’re from one of the old artists of that era. Time capsule mods for sure. Serial number 70448***
Lots of little cracks, dings and checking throughout this whole fucking guitar. It has the state of Florida carved in the back by some dickhead’s belt buckle. It’s a player. It’s not one for some stupid poser’s collection. It comes with the original chainsaw case, but reverb only let me upload like 10 fucking pics, as if that’s enough to showcase the details. Message me and I’ll send you more detailed pics. Unless you’re a dick. And I’m not taking any returns from your Whiny ass when you decide you don’t like it because you probably suck at playing guitar.