Gibson Nikki Sixx Thunderbird Bass-Shout at the Devil indeed- 2009 Trans Red

Just sittin' with you boys at Jerzee's Pizzeria and Burgers when you hear something faintly cutting thru the crowd noise that as the Stones would say (fires your imagination). The song, the music, the pitcher of beer before you and the laughter at the table open your mind up to utopia.  As your foot taps to the beat of the bass drum, Vince comes to your here and now talkin' bout.

Friday night and I need a fight.
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife.
Handful of grease in my hair feels right.
But what I need to make me tight are?


Yeah, that's it, what do you need to make you tight? I know, don't say it, girls. Dude, you've been in that long term relationship so long, that all you know is Wednesday is trash nite and the reward for such? Civility. Yes, my friend, you've come to that road sign up ahead and yep, there he is, that janky ass Rod Serling.


That's when a quote you read comes to mind. “Those who do not move, do not notice their chains.” Those chains? Yes, the loss of that feeling you had when you were (fill in the age blank here) back in 1980 something. Maybe it's not to late to start up the band again. I here tribute bands are a "thing" as the kids would say nowadays.


People, am I speaking to you? I know what you're thinking. Where can I get a singer that has the look and attitude to put such a band together? The answer is obvious people, at the Bunny Ranch. Just look for the dude with that disheveled free loading look about him and the girls, girls, girls are pointing to the bouncer to relocate.


Now that you found him, let me introduce you to the weapon of choice for this mission. This bass is in museum condition. The tape is on the back plate and the pick guard as well. Case candy? Sure thing and might I add, this bass sounds like thunder. Heavy Metal thunder that is.


In closing, this bass is like a time machine hot tub if you will and when you leave out on "Wednesday" for that gig, tell her to take the garbage out yourself and you'll be back when you get back. I hear they admire that in a man, decisiveness. How's that Vince?


"I'm such a good good boy.
I just need a new toy."


P.S. He's got a point, you do need a new toy. But one life people.