The Number Two Bass

Hold onto your butts, Mousketeers.  The second (and final) installment of a lavatory-themed set, this sister piece to the legendary Scat-ocaster has been sanitized for your protection & is newly available to the public.  
Based on a sketch stuck to DaVinci’s shoe, a full scale Mighty Mite neck abut(t)s an American-crafted round-front toilet seat beset with gold-plated Schaller strap locks and passive JJs for a one-of-a-kind fully-functional bass.  Drip big-grandma-energy over the wipe-clean mid century Shell Pink enamel.  Constructed of genuine tree wood for sustain. 
The best part is when folks ask how it plays, and they damn well will... you can tell em “like crap!”  
Options include protective cardboard shipping box, dried fruit & a roll of Charmin. 
Oh, poop!  Newly fuzzified with a pink cozy.