Mesa Boogie Triple Rectifier 1999 Pre Gibson Rev G 2 channel

Do you want that super deep Limp Bizakit tone?
Of course you don't.
Limp Bizkit sucks!
However if you want the ultimate tone you DO want this amplifier. This amp is guaranteed to take you weak limp wristed blues noodling and turn you into a rock God!!!!!! 150 watts of glory.
You can officially post warnings at your gigs and have your audience sign waivers. This amp literally kills!!!!! The only reason I am parting with it is restitution for the victims of my last gig.
Warning!!!!!Great care must be taken when using this amp.
My last 3 girlfriends all got pregnant the instant I turned on the amp. Didn't even have to take it off stand by.
Yes
You read that correctly.
This amp rocks that hard!
Features two channels of that famous Randall Smith tone.
It even has a cocaine dispenser in the back to make sure you keep the party going even after all the groupies have passed out.
Don't be a pansy!!
Be a ROCK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!